Thursday, June 2, 2011

It's Official! I'm Running For President


CLARKSTON, MI (AP) - The Associated Press has learned that Sean R. Miller, who until recently had vowed not to make a bid for the White House until 2028, has after weeks of exploration and speculation, officially announced his candidacy for the highest office in American Government. Miller, a resident of Clarkston, Michigan made the announcement during an event at the Thomas M. Cooley Law School in Auburn Hills. "Barack Obama has morally and financially bankrupted America." said Miller, adding that "He (Obama) has hidden behind the guise of an inherited economic situation for too long without producing any positive results."


Miller has joined a very large pool of Republican contenders for nomination, among whom are Former Mass. Governor, Mitt Romney and Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich. "There are a lot of people seeking this office." Acknowledged Miller, "but my plan for America is the best." As more and more details of Miller's extensive plan for reinventing America are revealed, it does appear that his plan truly is the most well thought out plan of all the contenders. "We need to lower gas prices by drilling here at home while at the same time exploring alternative sources of energy. We need to put Americans back to work. This used to be the land of opportunity, now it's become the land of misery as more and more people struggle to make their house payments and put food on the table for their families. This stops now."


In a race that seems to really be heating up, and lacks any definite front-runner, Sean R. Miller is going to be the candidate to watch. As he closed his speech, he uttered those famous words and officially began his race - "My name is Sean Miller, and I am running for President"